This is a made-up story.
It, was week before Christmas, and author Tycho Celchu was working on his latest story when there is a knock on his door. Tycho opens the door and standing before him his nephews eight-year-old Mark and twelve-year-old, Matthew
Tycho, "Matthew, Mark what are you two doing here?"
Matthew, "We are on the run."
Tycho, "Oh why?"
Mark, "Three months ago we got word that our dad was shot down over Afghanistan, his deployment was only for a year and he had six months left. We were staying with Grandma and Grandpa, but the local CPS thought they were too old to watch us after they found out about dad being shot down."
Tycho, "So CPS took you two away from your guardians, and put you in a foster home."
Mark, "Yep, but the home was close to you so we decided to run away from that home and come here to be with you."
As the two are talking there is another knock on the door.
Tycho, "Who is it?"
CPS case worker Mary.
Tycho opens the door.
Tycho, "Hi Mary how can I help you tonight?"
Mary, "Two words Matthew and Mark are they here."
Tycho, "If you are referring to my two nephews who you illegally took away from their guardians. Put them in a foster home after receiving news that their dad was missing in action. Then yes they are here and I will not be giving them too you."
Mary, "You know I could bring the police back with me."
Tycho, "Yea I would love to see that but first read this court document."
The documents read Tycho is the legal guarding of Matthew and Mark by order of Family Cout Judge, Judge Luke.
Mary, "But how?"
Tycho, "Simple, once you took the kids away from my mom and dad, they called me I got in touched with my lawyer went to court, and was able to get a court order appointment me as their Guardian. So now get off my lawn and if I see you back on it again, I will call the police and have you arrested for trespassing."
Mary, "Ok ok I am going."
Meanwhile, in Afghanistan, Captain Matthew Skinner for the past three months has been avoiding enemy patrols trying to get back to a US base. The area he was shot down over was what the US called no mans land. As Matthew is walking, he notices a Humvee off in the distances. He walks towards the Humvee. On board the Humvee is an American Delta Force team. After linking up with the Humvee they head back to the nearest US base where Matthew is recovering. After a 2 week recover Matthew is flown back to Florida and from finding out that his Sons along with his brother are having Christmas Eve dinner at Denny's, he decides to have a welcome home surprise. As Tycho along with his mom and dad and his Nephews are eating dinner at Denny's, an announcement comes over the speaker. Ladies and Gentlemen he has been missing in action for the past three month, and we are Happy to Welcome back our hometown Hero Captain Matthew Skinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Tycho along with his party are shocked as they see his brother come out. Both Matthew and Mark run into the embrace of their dad's arm. The whole place starts Chanting USA USA USA USA USA USA.