The Most Amazing Story Ever Written!

What happens when you get a group of authors together who are all on a major sugar rush then ask readers to join in? You get crazy ideas that make absolutely no sense! Thanks to a bright idea by JeffP as he was snorting Pixie Styx, this story was created. The rules are basic - each author writes one chapter that must take into account previous chapters, and must add a twist to the chapter before turning it over to the next author. One or two characters must be added in each chapter, seriousness is discouraged, impossibility is just a plot twist, and cliffhangers are required!